Listen, I’m with you, but the reason is hyper capitalist speculative greed. It could be anything we’re talking about “ghee wiz price upon rice hath trippled during these trying times because some bloke in Nippon stamped some papers to offer part of next seasons crops and the king gobbled these up like tendies on a naked lady”
I mean, credit where credit’s due. This is just their next gang rape horse and the fact that it’s visibly dead for months isn’t really relevant to them. The one that gags first will just get stuck with the bags after the seasonal bukkake festival
Listen, I’m with you, but the reason is hyper capitalist speculative greed. It could be anything we’re talking about “ghee wiz price upon rice hath trippled during these trying times because some bloke in Nippon stamped some papers to offer part of next seasons crops and the king gobbled these up like tendies on a naked lady”
I mean, credit where credit’s due. This is just their next gang rape horse and the fact that it’s visibly dead for months isn’t really relevant to them. The one that gags first will just get stuck with the bags after the seasonal bukkake festival
That’s a hell of a mental picture you painted
The trick is to subvert what accent and era we’re supposed to be imagining