Are we supposed to know who this is?

They are literally antonyms

This really isn’t “remote.” We can detect the increased pressure from sand compacting against the object. It’s just touch.

No, download would be a down arrow from a cloud. “Saving” on a modern system typically implies a local cache paired with a cloud backend.

Which one?

I remember when floppies were floppy, kid.

Okay. How are they impacted by rules on urban development?

Congratulations on the drugs, I guess

Let’s be fair. Some of his voters are already convicted sex offenders and are no longer eligible to vote.

Huh? This story is literally about the man doing something stupid: leaving in unsecured, loaded firearm where an animal could accidentally trigger it.

I mean, I guess they could be even dumber than that,* but the prior offense should be more than enough to bar them from ever owning a firearm again, right?

… right? …

… What do you mean, they work for ICE now? …

If only there were a good boy with a gun

Up arrow to a cloud, or down arrow to a platter (which, ironically, is also out-of-date)

Why do individually-sealed diskettes like Kraft Singles feel so wrong?

Right, do if an area isn’t rural, it’s not considered rural.

That’s a real slimy way to say that he simply raped a kid

No, it’s really for real. Mike is actually literally impaled on a bamboo stake.

🙄 I live in my own basement, thanks.

“costs can’t be up, costs are up!” - stable genius

You don’t think it provides adequate ventilation?

It’s called a “teddy” and how you doin’