• muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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    I suggested at my call center job we change the hold music to All I Want For Christmas is You. That way, if a caller is being a bitch I can yeet them into the Mariah pit for a while to cool down.

    It was appreciated. It was not implemented. Why are my suggestions never taken seriously?

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    What about those of us that worked a retail job with a decent manager that didn’t play christmas music all day long on repeat?

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      That was my old retail job and I’d still rather slowly pick my fingernails out of my skin than go back to dealing with people, especially around the holidays. Managers and coworkers were all 10/10 and I’d love to work with them again. I don’t want to ever deal with the public again though.

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      if the customers are somehow also bearable honestly more power to you lol

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    21 hours ago

    Manager: we need more staff for the holidays!

    Assistant manager: How about we use social media to make people think working retail for the holidays is great!

    Manager: Sure! But don’t be too obvious.

    Assistant manager:

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      basically:

      https://youtu.be/So3o3HVPIXQ

      https://nitter.net/benryanwriter/status/1958583874981962005

      (full disclosure i do not like lorenz (OOP) or what she has done to the trans community if that wasn’t already obvious; i encourage each individual to form their own opinion.)

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      To those people ITT actually discussing this tweet as if it’s real: Have you ever been to the corporate shilling place known as Reddit? The gaslighting there is so strong, it could give you a sunburn.
      Now Twitter seems to go down the same route.

    • Master@sh.itjust.works
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      I worked at a walmart for a while between jobs and I miss working there and I especially love working holidays. It was so much easier and stress free compared to my actual job. Oh no someone is yelling at me because they cant find the thing they want… On no someone didnt get their milk they really needed.

      Id go back to that in a heartbeat if it paid a living wage.

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      tell me you have never worked retail (or even known someone who does) without telling me………

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        dude earlier today a customer genuinely asked me if I was working on black Friday.

        like gal the entire roster works. you gotta be in the gd hospital after a freak accident to get out of working on consumerism day ont

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          That was true my first handful of years doing retail, but the last few years I got to skip black Friday because my manager forgot 3 years in a row to blackout black Friday and I got PTO in 6-8 months ahead of time. Pissed him off every year when he’d start making the schedule/telling me about how the day was gonna go, only to find out I had it off and already had plans (scheduled months ago) so I wasn’t going to be there, scheduled or not.

        • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.zip
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          The only reason my manager and I have Black Friday off was taking on Thanksgiving closing duties. Our department is supposed to close an hour earlier than the store. We have kept the store open longer some years, because fuckers need day-of baked goods, and refuse to do it their own damn selves.

          Writing “Happy Thanksgiving” on a cake while hearing “Oh, you have to work on a holiday‽ Why don’t they just close the store for the day!” Why, I don’t know, Gertrude, you absolute textbook example of genius, maybe it’s because you “forgot the traditional cake!” again, for the third year in a fucking row, and decided to do your months shopping while you’re here! Yes, get more two-bite brownies for your family of type-2 diabetics, that’s exactly what they need!

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      22 hours ago

      Yes but they’re wearing, or angrily demanding sale price on, holiday sweaters so it’s festive customer service

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      Maybe not. Maybe she’s just that one worker who’s never to be found unless it’s time for one of the very few actually fun tasks that she immediately claims for herself, further ruining the retail worker experience. Loading shelves? She’s gone. Helping a bitching Karen? Poof right into a cloud of mist. Helping the sweet old grandma who’s know about tipping $20-50 for holding her cart and putting 2-3 items in it then checking her out? Of course she’s already grabbed her arm…

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    I quit 2 weeks ago, for the first time in 20 years I will hopefully be able to enjoy Christmas. I swear you lose pieces of your soul working retail and management seem to be soul vampires as they have none.

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    22 hours ago

    Nothing like the torture that is Christmas music that starts in October. I still get PTSD walking into a store these days. 5 years of it and 20 years later

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        She lied about calling Joe Biden a war criminal which is kinda based. I’d rather her own it than do it and pretend she didn’t but I don’t mind that she did

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        Lorenz attended a White House conference in August and had posted a picture of herself to some of her followers on Instagram, with Biden in the background and the text “War criminal :(”

        What’s the problem? All US presidents are war criminals. Some are much bigger criminals than others, but they’re all guilty. Such is how our shitty country rolls.

        After a New York Post reporter posted a screenshot, Lorenz posted a message saying “you people will fall for any dumbass edit someone makes.”

        Ah, too big of a coward to say it with her chest.

        • spujb@lemmy.cafeOP
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          precisely the second part, she couldn’t stand on business abt her based tweet because it was inconvenient to her, and so lied that it never happened. 🤥

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    I worked at a gas station in BFE and was allowed to pay whatever I wanted on my Bluetooth speaker. I got a real badass one on one black Friday sale and started playing my kinda Christmas music. i.e; the kinks, the Ramones, something corporate, etc.

    It was pretty funny seeing all the rednecks brains melt in real time.

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          I appreciated the massive freezer attached, and that all the air handling in there made it so we could occasionally smoke a bowl back there without getting in trouble

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            lol, I thought about the freezer, but our dishwashers smoked meth (I think) in there and it smelled so bad. I guess we didn’t have great ventilation.

            Super clean dishes though

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              Damn, I’ve thankfully never worked with active tweakers, but I know the smell and how clean they can make things when they get into a mood (assuming they’re not taking shit apart)

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      The one I worked at played that song just as often as shops did, too.

      Worse than Mariah Carey, I swear. And I like Paul McCartney’s music otherwise!

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    I’ve worked retail during the holidays and agree with the “Christmas energy” and helping people pick out gifts. It’s like everything is so disorganized and slightly off from normal that it’s almost like a dream. Like a post-apocalypse in which I have the skills to save everyone, because I know exactly where in the stock room we have that item that’s “sold out” in the system. Everyone adores me because I’m not only willing to sort the candles and frames, I fucking enjoy it.

    e: I also have one of my playlists that’s “happy” themed. It includes All I Want for Christmas is You, and I will listen to it at any time of year at all.