Calling the stingy plastic tip that squishes the bugs ‘soft’ is an interesting description. But either way, still better than the multiple wooden spoons I’ve had broken over my ass.

ProTip: Asking ‘was that supposed to hurt’ will get a second spoon broken over your ass

That may just be my friend group of switches asking for the switch before they play switch and cuddle

The funny thing is, I’m not completely sure if you’re referring to the game console or BDSM

Pence is the opposite of suspense

Only got 4G vram, unfortunately

Thanks for the info. I would like to run locally if possible, but I’m not opposed to using API and just limiting what I surface.

Yeah, but good luck getting the Grand Dragons Supreme Court to ignore the constitution in favor of a brown person.

This isn’t authors/artists vs tech companies, this is rights holders vs consumers. Rights holders are trying to be able to pressure ISPs to be able to punish consumers for alleged infringements.

This is asking for the court to decide in their favor.

Asking to do what?

Be able to force ISPs to cut someone’s service off without a court order, or be held liable for it.

ISPs are already doing whatever they want without court orders.

And the Authors guild is asking to be able to force the ISPs to do that even more under threat of legal action

There’s a reason Hitler cribbed a lot from conservative America…

I was thinking Beethoven meets a reverse Home Alone, somehow the dog is the only one going to france.

Seems like you’re more qualified to speak about the NONoculture from those days

I thought dude passing out woke him up?

How far down the line before you wouldn’t be able to pull the trigger? Everyone here assumes we’re at the start of the line, rather than just getting picked up midway through. Not sure where I’d be able to call that myself though…

Sometimes that’s the only way to get through the day when you have no control over the shit that’s on fire.

If a vagina isn’t a house, then explain how Pillow Pants the vagina troll lives in there!

Everything on the web transferred in cleartext, which is pretty crazy from today’s perspective.

Man, I still remember the days before firesheep when you could get up to all kinds of fuckery if you knew what you were doing.

Also, completely baffled me that someone thought it was a good idea to only use HTTPS for auth and leave the secure cookie traveling in the clear.

It won’t. Considering you have the pApErS oF rEcOrD doing suck job ride alongs and news pieces of the gestapo roundups, access journalism means you go with what the administration wants so you can keep printing issues.

Gotta expand your mind before you see the 5th

The scrubby side is to catch the sperm, the smooth side is for comfort on the vaginal wall, duh.