The previous baby in front of the tree was too woke

Or they just drop the =

Ford didn’t say they regretted it.

Because even Ryan Reynolds is tired of them at this point.

Vengeance instead of justice I guess. Terrifying.

It’s a lot easier to have compassion when your Ego melts into the universe

I LIKE breaking my shit. I don’t like missing my games. Steam machine is an easy answer.

If your personal PC is always on working order, then I still claim you don’t do enough. Maybe you’re great. Be greater.

Maybe that’s exactly it. Maybe they hate gay people because they hate the temptation that they offer.

I’ll preface by saying I hate robotaxis.

The average robo taxi is a worse driver than the AVERAGE human. But the shittiest 5% of human drivers cause 95% of the accidents (source: trust me bro).

My point is, if you cause more than two accidents you should lose your license and be forced to take robotaxis instead.

I think we need to get more graphic not less.

“Newsome DOUBLE SUPLEXES president and VP in latest witty tweet. World leaders RIOT NAKED in response.”

All this tells me is you don’t frequently mess with your computer enough to break it.

I want a steam box because my PC is always in some state of me fucking with it. I don’t want that to get in the way of my gaming.

with the cap held between their knuckles.

At that point, I think you refer to those as trotters.

“I’m on a diet. It’s wrong for you to eat donuts.”

What a horrible day to have eyes

I was about to say that I don’t think their political beliefs should affect their sentencing. But I guess it does point to the likelihood of recurrence, which should affect the sentencing.

I’m glad I’m not a judge. This sort of decision would keep me up at night.

15 years for assaulting children seems appropriate.

Because she was only fine, and humans are illogical idiots who need to be externally motivated to act in their own self interest.

I know I sound jaded, but it’s beyond stupid that he won. A vote for a literal corpse would’ve made more logical sense for anyone who isn’t far right wing. But fuck critical thinking, I guess.

Oh, this is no joke. It lets them use any laws relevant to WMD on citizens suspected of having fentanyl.

Laws are based on words and definitions. If you change the words and definitions, you change the laws. It’s also why we’ve been in a “state of emergency” for the entire year.

unelectable candidate.

It’s a FPTP system. She literally just had to be not worse than Trump. She was fine.