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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 days ago
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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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    Step 1A: find a shared interest, which helps make you fulfill Step 1 goals.

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      Caveat: you have to actually have any interests. Unfortunately many men mistake jerkin it to anime for an interest, and so fail to follow this step as well

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      Yep. Too many people think attractive only means good looking. I may not be good looking, but I’m not real smart either. I forget where I was going with this.

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        I’ve never seen anyone take the “step 1. Be attractive Step 2. Don’t be unattractive” as anything but a meme. I don’t think it’s meant to be actual advice.

        Like what you are saying tracks and is fine, I just didn’t expect someone to actually turn it into a reasonable 2 step program 😄

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          You have to have somebody be willing to talk to you before you can charm them.

          A baseline of grooming, clothes that fit, and welcoming expression and body language makes a HUGE diff.

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          Step two: draw the rest of the owl.

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          https://incels.wiki/w/Main_Page

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        Well if she doesn’t find you handsome. She should at least find you handy.

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          Remember, I’m pulling for you. We’re all in this together.

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            Ah, people of culture.

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            Thanks Mom!

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