He’s a child rapist, and conservatives fucking LOVE child rapists

Senate democrats casually sacrificing 44 million lives so that their thanksgiving plans won’t be interrupted

And they’re all retiring. Don’t bother remembering their names, and instead elect good candidates. Pay attention to your local elections and don’t just vote for someone because they have a D next to their name

Everyone who caved was already either retiring or otherwise not up for reelection. Do you think it’s a coincidence that they got exactly as many yes votes as they needed? The entire democrat party needs replaced.

Not for nothing. Republicans are gonna gain a lot of support because of this. So it was actually for less than nothing

“With the outcome uncertain”

Everyone saying this needs to be fired from whatever position they hold. The outcome is 100% certain. Democrats just voted to gut healthcare.

BREAKING: Democrats officially take credit for longest shutdown in US history

I’m so livid. The Democrats just threw away the most politically advantageous position they’ve had in the last 197 years. They could have just done nothing until the next election cycle and guarantee a monumental blue wave, a blue fucking tsunami, as people would vote en masse to replace Republicans with Democrats because this shutdown was obviously 100% on the Republicans. Instead they decided to turn that politically advantageous position against themselves. They saw the Republicans tying themselves a noose, and leapt right into it.

girlfriend called… DECLINE! busy whore!

busy with my METH

🎶Yeah, you, you’re just my type

🎶Oh, you got a pulse and you are breathing

Caveat: you have to actually have any interests. Unfortunately many men mistake jerkin it to anime for an interest, and so fail to follow this step as well

I love when people literally describe capitalism and then pretend it’s socialism

Literally a screenshot from their website

Danny DeVito has a wife

Getting the temperature to just below the point where it’s painful, and then cooking the 12 hour shift off of me

No need to brag about how tall you are

I can’t believe there are two ZZZ subreddits and both of them are exclusively for gooning

Given that Girls Gone Wild was the precursor to the gonewild subs, I’d say we’ve basically cum full circle

Oui

The ml stands for Marxist-Leninist, and the admin (and creator of Lemmy) named themself after a genocidal warlord

Edit: only on Lemmy will you find people who read shit like this and say “that’s not a genocide, those women and children deserved to be executed for the crime of being French”

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