Should I have the classic fux or big fux xxl?
extra long chli chicken
No Kings finally working!
No gods, no kings, only fux.
The fun thing is, both emotionally and semantically a burger means a citizen as in the opposite of a king.
Burger President
Chairman Burger
Excuse me … Fux???
BIG fux
BIG fux XXL
The veggie option is “No Fux”.
It appears to be German.
Right, but that still doesn’t make sense. The only dictionary entry I’m finding for Fux is a variant of Fuchs, which means Fox, or colloquially a few other things unrelated to food like ‘fraternity pledge’. Fuck is Fick (n) / ficken (v) so it’s seemingly not that.
It’s a quirky spelling for Fuchs, yes. And it’s about fast food names, what do you expect
Me: One fux, please.
Burger
King: Sorry, we’re fresh out of fux to give.should transition to burger national convention, followed by burger first republic
I was thinking about trying Jack-in-the-Box for the first time so I downloaded the app, and my local joint wasn’t listed. Did some digging and they were apparently delisted because their google reviews were truly awful. Exclusively one stars for the last year. Stuff like “person in the drive through window tried to climb out of the window like the girl from The Ring and fight me” and “the chicken was still straight up frozen, like directly from the freezer not a little cold in the middle”. I thought they always had a long line because it was good, but it turns out people get stuck in that line for an hour and can’t get out.
It’s like the Avignon Anti-Papacy.
this apparently happened with a dairy queen in the town where my parents grew up in, but they didn’t even change the branding. they just went rogue and it took a long ass time for people to notice
What could they have done worse than being a burger king
Maybe they were too good
very real chance the corporation raised the prices of the franchise ingerdients without raising the prices of the franchise menu items and this location’s owner had a relationship with the local ingredient distributor, ran the numbers, and figured they could sell enough burgers in the local community to make more money than they would keeping the random walk-ins who go into a burger king because they know what they’re getting.
They were voting to become a Burger Democracy.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing paper crowns is no babies for a system of government!
It is probably like the KFC in a neighboring town. They owner was so cheap and let it get run into the ground. When he stopped paying the chain they were going to come remove his signs. So he Painted Chicken over all of them and started buying the same or similar products from the the local food distributor he got a lot of KFC’s products from. Of course it was his shitty management that lead to that and things didn’t improve after it was just ‘Chicken’. It stayed there three or four more years though.
This doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a bad shop. Maybe being a franchise wasn’t helping their business, so they dropped it.
It might be better than BK, that wouldn’t be hard to do. BK is the worst of the major franchise burger shops, by far. I’ll eat at Arby’s before I eat at a BK.
“Bacon fux” ? “Big fux” ? WTH?
Germany, perhaps.
German here. What?
Does that menu make sense in German?
Nope.
Edit: Unless they replaced beef with fox (Fuchs) meat or it’s the owner’s name or something. In which case it would only be stupid.
Cracked.com? Pepperidge Farm remembers
