Your fusion of science and irony is split my side.

Alfredo Inshtine over here.

That’s a clean bald spot. I see Temu marketing this power took to balding men by the Christmas season.

Finally Doug, we need you because until now, no one was leaded the way to better writing of American in this space.

Everyone should whoosh their hands.

Dam. That’s a good one.

Exactly.

Whoosh.

Correct. It was for performing circumcisions.

Whoosh.

Bloody pinky? (Not the British bloody, btw)

It more like, “no nut, remember?”

Cannibalism

The smallest member can be named TheMin and the largest the…ah forget about it. You have a great idea there.

Don’t the spiders get bored of eating the same shit all day, every day?

But ICE picked up Hecto last week, right?

How about “dolla-fitty-aires”?

The veggie option is “No Fux”.

How about shrimps and lobsters sneaking into the animal club while they are insects? Cockroaches of the sea and shit. Nah mean?