Your boos mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
You’ll love my nuts.
Thanks SatansMaggotyCumFart
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
Why are we freezing slap chops…
The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
Well yeah, time exists.
There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Time is a flat circle.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Based!!
I don’t see what the problem is.
Is that a giant penis in the background?
Edit - shit I thought I was replying to the main post…
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Are you perchance suffering from peniledolia?
i think it’s called ‘phalladolia’
Thanks, I have learned another word to lavishly apply in everyday conversations!
I certainly hope so
Are u a top or bottom sandwich? 😳
(凸 and 凹 mean top and bottom in Chinese/Japanese)
I’m a bottom :>
That one bite from the middle is going to be super satisfying.
I always enjoy it when I post a silly joke and the first two people misunderstand it, and then the rest of humanity sees a negative number, so they don’t even give it the benefit of the doubt anymore and just toss their
-1into there for good measure.Like, it’s sad that the post went to waste, but I don’t care how far into the negative it is. At that point, a large negative number just amuses me.
Yeah, I am anti-/s. I feel like using /s is explaining the joke. If people can read the tone great, but I definitely have some negative scores here and there, and it is what it is, I won’t abandon my principles.
I think it’s fair if it’s really not obvious at all but yeah kinda ruins the joke a lot of the time
tagged sarcasm is akin to /joke
or lolololol
or hahahahah
JUST FUCKING OWN YOUR WIT
Also a bunch of laughing emojis put in a written joke are kind of like telling the joke and adding “you should laugh here”.
Get yourself a server with no downvotes. It is the wave of the future.
How do you even cut a sandwich horizontally?? The slices of bread are alreadly separated from each other! On what reference do they consider the cutting plane?
Cutting a Sando corner to corner is considered diagonal. Cutting across the middle is considered horizontal in this context.
One creates two triangles, one creates two rectangles. This is from.a top down perspective.
It’s not very hard to understand when you see it
Ooh, so that was the actual debate, i feel dumb now. Anyway triangles FTW, the strongest shape.
Cutting a sandwich ‘along the middle’ is still considered a vertical cut, just along a different plane. Same as cutting corner to corner. Vertical but on a plane that isn’t orthogonal to the major XYZ axes.
I said top down. That’s a 2d perspective
That’s just a 3d perspective along the Z axis
A horizontal cut is pretty easy. Usually it’s easier than the vertical cut. Sliding the knife between the meat and the liquidy toppings gets you a nice, smooth path through. Then just lift the cut portion away from the bottom portion, and enjoy your sandwich.*
*One may have to fold the sandwich like you do a piece of bread around a hot dog, but don’t worry, it’s just part of the process.
I can definitely see why OP would stand by their statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally.
I wrote this at 1am so IDK either
Maybe they’re laying down while cutting it?
I genuinely don’t give a fuck about internet points. I’ve seen a bunch of perfectly reasonable takes get downvoted into oblivion and a bunch of dogshit comments get hundreds of votes. People who adjust their opinions based on updoots need to go outside unironically.
An uncut sandwich is better than a horizontal cut sandwich.
Not even as a kid did I ever understand cutting sandwiches. And crusts were always fine by me.
People who cut crusts off toast are so weird. Some bread actually has crusts that are kind of hard, I can see why someone might want to cut it off (even though I think the crust is usually the best part). But toast? maybe useful for the visual presentation, but even then I’d just eat the crust separately.
a horizontal cut sandwich is just TWO SANDWICHES. Don’t gaslight us!
Me saying Alec Baldwin was responsible for what he did, and should’ve faced consequences for it. Downvotes aplenty, but I stand by my belief
What about the person that prepared the gun?
I mean… he’s an actor. There’s a person on payroll for props for a reason. Should every actor in Breaking Bad have stopped to make sure it wasn’t real ricin they were handling? lmfao
That’s not how firearms work. If it’s in your hands you are responsible.
Would you feel differently if he hit the victim with a car he wasn’t trained to drive but did anyway?
This is online discourse. You’re supposed to be a voice for the hive-mind narrative. We will cleanse the forum from your pollution and discord and make it join our harmony. I am a voice in their choir.
Silence The Discord!
ITT: People posting their unpopular opinion and getting downvoted again, but not as much.
Hot take: I don’t cut my sandwiches I just eat them.
Yup. It’s why I don’t bother reading replies. I said what I said, I don’t care what your response is.
(No offense. I just don’t wanna hear it.)
Do you ever reply to replies?
Personally, I prefer the time-tested tradition of r/NotOpButOkay
You avoid wasting more time on pointless flamewars that way. If someone else shares the same opinion, they can tap-in if they feel like it. A short of pay-it-forward comment style lol
Yes. Lemmy needs an “ignore replies” option, both for posts and comments.
Predictably, PieFed has that option that Lemmy lacks.
Although if used for every comment then perhaps better to simply not post the comment in the first place - it’s fairly antisocial behavior to talk but not to listen.
Who lays down to cut a sandwich? How does that even work?
Nonono, they mean cutting with the broad side of the knife
Hot dogs are sandwiches
This is a settled debate. Hot dogs are tacos
Seems like an odd distinction, tacos are also sandwiches.
Get your binary food logic out of here
Sandwich is something between two similar things
Taco is a thing wrapped around another
Pizza is a thing on top of another
Calzone is when one thing is fully encased in another
Your definition of sandwhich is incorrect.
I know, it must be terrifying to have the truth of the world laid out for you so plainly. Terror is a calzone, by the way
Nah, iv known for awhile now how confused people are by the concept of a sanwhich.
Ah, I see, you are stuck on a pizza of ignorance. You must return to Sandwich
You must stack another pizza upside down upon your understanding
Acknowledge the pizza for what it is, a half sandwich. And how could a half sandwich ever turn into a whole sandwich?
I see disagreement, but no counter argument.
Life is not always fair.
Fuhrer Trump decreed that tacos are hot dogs
He’s allowed to identify as whatever processed meat he wants. Hot dogs are tacos though.
Smoothies are soup.
A soy vanilla latte is a three-bean soup.
soy vanilla latte
I am vanilla latte
Only if they use actual vanilla and not a cheap chemical replica
No beaver butts here!
It’s not thick or chunky enough. It might be a broth.
Lasagna is a casserole.
Chicago deep dish pizza is just lasagna.
Really stewy lasagna… Gross! Thanks!
and I cut them diagonally just because that’s not how a sub should be cut
subs are exploding weapons of mass mustard.
But a sub is just a sandwich.
sandwiches that get cut horizontally
Depends on the sandwich orientation when cutting. If you lay the sandwich side to side then cutting across the short length is vertical. Laying the sandwich so it’s point away from you would make that cut horizontal.
nah, horizontal means perpendicular to the main axis. there’s only one main axis for a sub. and roll doesn’t matter
When you post a comment and it gets downvotes: it AN opinion. Jeez.
Some “opinions” genuinely suck. But I’ve seen downvotes on extremely mild takes, too.
Not to mention the irrational hate boner people have on the thorn dude.
When you post a comment and it gets downvotes:
Did you mean to say When you post an opinion and it gets downvotes ?
Good lord… the is a typo in my critique!! Ugh.
I meant: It’s AN opinion.
And… that’s what I get for being smart alecky
