Are you a small child or Dutch?

Only small children and the Dutch use anything besides mustard on a hot dog you heathen.

It was the wiener beanie wasn’t it?

That one was very popular.

Did chucky pick up a meth habit?

Or state charges.

Always reminds me of this classic.

Tuna smelling snail trails all through the kitchen.

They shouldn’t be allowed to choose what to fund they should be heavily taxed and that money used as the people see fit.

This is absolutely juvenile humor and you should be ashamed.

They already are it just isn’t popular.

Well at least this one isn’t about raping children.

He’s going to make a great president I love his centrist liberal vibe.

I have one of those too.

are you high?

[7] and rising but I don’t see what that has to do with anything.

Stop that I’m aroused enough already.

So nice to see the system of checks and balances work as designed.

Sorry but my schedule is pretty full.

Geez my shower thoughts are usually about which Friends have which style of pubic hair and such.

They can walk on guns.

That’s literally what I said.