Exactly. Llama tears work as a substitute for alpaca in a pinch (just need to add a bit more salt).

So it’s like all the misleading headlines on inflation

Ringworld vibes

Phone with a Bluetooth controller (PS3 with an aftermarket phone cradle in my case). Hard to beat the handheld you already own

I like the detail that it’s still copper-coloured since it’s new

They make a mean omelette though

If you’re jumping from a space station then you’d be traveling at orbital velocity when hitting the atmosphere which is plenty fast enough to generate heat.

Aged sunlight

Uh, that has to be Photoshopped