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Cake day: August 4th, 2025
  • Spykee@lemmings.worldtoPrivacy@lemmy.ml•Does your family is also against your privacy means?
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    4 days ago

    ???
    My Family?
    Fuck, I am against my privacy means. Shit gets too much for me sometimes. I also want to be an ignorant idiot and just trail naked online while doing fuck nothing to keep my shit private.
    Bbbuuttttt…that’s not what we do.
    We put in the extra effort, we go that extra mile to keep ourselves hidden and cover our tracks. So that those pesky piglets don’t come snooping around, steal our info and then pimp us out to other oinking piggies.
    We do it all.

  • Spykee@lemmings.worldtoComic Strips@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*
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    7 days ago

    This one, ladies and gentlemen.

    Women can have dicks. Dick having people can call themselves women.
    …and vice-versa.
    I’ve personally been with ‘at least’ two “women”, who not only had bazookas, but also equally impressive groin-ferret, that made me happy and cry at the same time.
    On second thought, it is very much possible, one of male twins might just realise he is a she but refuses for any down-surgery. Totally possible. We have to be open minded.

  • Spykee@lemmings.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's a video game that you just don't get the hype about?
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    8 days ago

    Counter strike.
    Any version of it.
    Fucking meaningless piece of work.
    I mean, it’s a really simple game, but it’s only because of the players’ skills that the game has kept making it one of the most played games of all time.
    So, there’s no depth to it. No story. Just a bunch of racially-insensitive idiots shooting at each other.
    The CS “2”, is again an iterative. Looks pretty, got new maps and shit and a truck load of gambling-training transactions.
    I cannot see the reasons why such a stupid game can keep players coming back to it. Been doing my “research” since I sprouted wispy beard, I can now tell how cold the weather would get just from the pain in my knees, so don’t even think about coming at me, I’ll knife you with my Karambit before you even load, punk!
    All hail our Lord and saviour, father Gabe!

  • Spykee@lemmings.worldtoI Made This@lemmy.zip•A phone
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    9 days ago

    I’m happy to know there’s someone out there doing something that was once close to my heart. The current trend of every other phone looking like the previous as well as the next one has created a void for me.
    When you feel unmotivated, just remember there are people in this world who think you are doing great work.
    I wish you the best in the world, may you always get your favourite food, may your internet always stay fast and you poop like clockwork.