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Cake day: July 20th, 2025
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“It is Wednesday, My Dudes.”
81·5 days ago“NO! GOD NO! PLEASE GOD NO!”
Primarch Pert
Primarch Pert
Primarch Pert treats his soldiers like dirt
Early in the Crusade, he had his legion remade
By ordering them to murder 1 in 10
Throat GOAT Trump just can’t resist Big Bubba’s dong.
Truly, none are safe from the insatiable lust of Big Bill.
Trump is the new Oval Office Throat GOAT
This sounds like a Rick and Morty conversation.
Looks like the Oval Office has a new “Throat GOAT”.
“So, you’re telling me that you keep the shit food and shit weather, and we get the Great Barrier Reef and lobsters the size of canoes?.. I’m Jack the Ripper, where’s the boat.”
“No little German boy! Don’t go into the weed cave!”
Wait… Didn’t Data almost turn evil that one time with the Borg?
“Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.”
Dan just needs to ROCK AND STONE! oT
America continues trying to fool it’s own people into thinking their 2-party system is a good idea.
“Thank the Gods for Bessie! AND HER TITS!”