Idk why it’s such a big deal for people to hit the sun in these hypothetical situations. Pretty sure the light radiating from the sun drops off exponentially as a function of distance, so anything getting even remotely “close” (i.e. thousands of kilometers) will still burn to a crisp

If this happens, president shitstain will have increased the national deficit by close to $3 trillion in under 1 year. Jfc

This is art!

You probably couldn’t enjoy it though, since getting an erection would divert so much blood in your body that you’d get light-headed and pass out

What’s funny to me is how much he specifically wanted to highlight Bill Clinton after the bj thing. There was some small degree of plausible deniability as to who this “Bubba” person is (seeing a lot of articles mention it was a popular nickname for Bill but that’s not exactly concrete evidence). But the moment bubba was mentioned, trump instantly brought his name up as a target to discredit.

There have been reports of this asshole being a pedo for years. But ever since covid, I honestly couldn’t tell you if it was during the early Biden administration or a decade ago

Should I mention that the protagonist in the movie being referenced here (The Snowman, (2017)) is named Harry Hole?

What an unfortunate pairing with this subject matter…

Gives me a great mental image of any of those iconic boxing photos where one guy’s face is turned to rubber, but they’re replaced with Voldemort.

Honestly, I wouldn’t fuck with someone who could cast buffs on themselves like enlarge and then teleport into melee range

I’m kinda split on this. On the one hand, I like the idea, but on the other, I don’t feel like my skills are up to snuff for this kind of project

Yea, I know someone who did the same, and we really haven’t talked since. It sucks that people will put aside their ethics for cash, but it’s not everyone. These people are the ones who get the most headlines

Might not seem like it in recent years, but there are still tech workers with standards and morals

A younger version of me would ask for a referral, but now I know better about MS and have standards (from the unemployment line)

… trying?

http://www.schumer.senate.gov/contact

Contact page for Schumer’s office. Give em hell

OP left out Chuck Schumer’s DC office number which is at www.schumer.senate.gov/contact

(Kinda doubt I can just post the number on its own without getting in trouble with the mods)

Yea, I’m going through and leaving messages for all of these assholes, and Durbin’s office isn’t even taking messages

Shit, I’m sorry to hear that. Sounds like we’re all in the same boat…

Man, I’m not good at anything except making an occasionally funny snarky comment

Tweet by Charlie Simp, huh?🤔

It’s probably worth it to look into changing fields entirely, but honestly so many industries in the US are hurting right now, IDK which ones would even be a good option…