Alternate headline: Judge tries to save the poor from starvation and save Republicans from themselves.

It was kind of the Titanic to provide a ballroom for the mermaids

It’s true, though. Everyone adores the seashell bra wearing sexy shallow water mermaids, but the deep sea eldritch horror mermaids need love, too.

We talking Ozempic or a really thick joint?

Way to kick a guy when he’s down at the bottom of the Atlantic.

Don’t forget the Israel lobby.

Kowalski! Run the numbers on a trade embargo with the US!

We’re all libs to Laura Ingraham.

I hope you libs are ready to get OWNED when we shine a spotlight on this young, energetic, ridiculously charismatic mayor proposing new solutions to the problems a big majority of americans are facing!

Not paid enough, apparently.

It’s because her philosophy doesn’t align with reality. She bought into the fantasy that the rich get rich because they’re smarter and harder working than everyone else, when really they’re all a lot more Trumpy than she would have thought.

Howard Roark is about as realistic as Daenerys Targaryen.

One thing I like about Mamdani is that he clearly has contempt for these people, but also the self-control to keep it in plausible deniability territory.

FDR was, as far as I know, the last president to use price controls.

With ending the filibuster on the table, I’m pleasantly surprised Schumer hasn’t thrown in the towel in order to protect it.

I have to wonder: did they seriously mean it when they made “don’t be evil” their company motto way back in the day? I’d be open to the idea that they were sincere at the time and then had their brains broken and their souls corroded by extreme wealth.

Or, maybe they were being dishonest even back then, and that mercenary attitude is what you need to succeed in Corporate America.

Between her and Ezra Klein, I’m starting to think politicians and pundits who don’t really stand for anything are afraid they’ll be forgotten about if they don’t chip in their two cents on anything and everything.

Republicans: So, anyway, I doubled down…

Seeing that list of stars, I didn’t even need to open the article to see if Paramount was just conflating anti-genocide with anti-semitic.

They are, in case it wasn’t immediately clear.

I disagree - endorsing 3 sexual predators is actually quite a lot.

Also weird he didn’t deny it.

Osama bin Laden would be thrilled with the state of the US today.

A non-sociopath might express sympathy for the victims.