The last one tho 💀 Like, the ship is already DECEASED at the bottom of the ocean, ya’ll did not need to cast Vicious Mockery on its corpse 😭 old timey gallows humor was ruthless but GOD it was funny
EDIT: Hey guys, I found the original thread, there’s even more roasts in there!
It’s true, though. Everyone adores the seashell bra wearing sexy shallow water mermaids, but the deep sea eldritch horror mermaids need love, too.
You know that the swimming pool on the titanic was built so well, that it’s still full to this day?
Unfortunately for them, Titanic had no ballroom.
Don’t let Trump hear that.