• getting the dog groomed
• getting my teeth cleaned
• a shit ton of baking

You’re just my type. You have a pulse and you are breathing.

Ooh I need one of those. I hurt myself all the time but my house just keeps breaking more.

That wookie has seen things.

Well, I am wearing blue.

Some stores will even double your money back.

Absolutely terrible, and yet I like it as an answering metaphor to the idea that multiple penises somehow wear out a vagina.

Why are all the captions being posted as spoilers? I get an error any time I try to remove them.

I still have ptsd about some of my old managers.