Me with every recipe:
- search for “substitute for x”. x10. Weirdly, the only substitute I have is nearly always basil. I think search/AI is trolling me.
- search for ‘ratio of dried x to fresh x’. x10. I can get ratios of 1:2 to whatever you want. Then there are AI generated pages that tell you everything about life, the universe and everything, except the ratio of dried x to fresh x Normally have to wade through x10 of those…
Cook. Eat.
After: I rate this as meh. x10. And I’ll need to buy more dried basil. Big basil must be making a fortune!





Good. I’ll have my eye on you, if you know what I mean…🐙