Reminded me of GOP Jesus

“He’ll fall in line with the party now that he’s won, right?”

Honestly, probably a good idea, except that it’s just another excuse to farm data and destroy privacy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ein_Nazi_fährt_nach_Palästina

A cat is fine too

claimed that Americans need ID to buy groceries

Except that’s not what he said… He just mentioned places, not the product (groceries); so could easily be referring to alcohol or cigarettes.

He’s an out-of-touch dangerous idiot and his brain is Swiss cheese, but this is garbage reporting.

EDIT: Nope. I was wrong. There’s precedent.

But he soon made clear he was actually talking about food, specifically mentioning “a box of cereal” in an interview three months later. In 2023, he falsely claimed identification was needed “if you buy a loaf of bread.”

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/05/politics/fact-check-trump-groceries-identification

Honestly this is just how I receive all my obituaries now

“I’m still recovering from a brutal c-section that almost resulted in a rupture (but went well because my surgeons are goated). Glad that I left the house and it gave us a small idea of how to gauge bringing our daughter to tournaments and travel. She was actually chill.”

Feels like every “make me a sandwich” asshole [G]amer on earth just got humbled.

I know it’s “just a local” but as someone with a history in (very technical & skill-based) competitive gaming during my youth: mad respect