Bonus, you join army, army breaks you, tries to sweep it away but eventually your children get survivor benefits.

and fun fact, Some veterans can get free mental asylum and cremation. (My mom tells us when she’s over the hill, hand her to the va, they’ll stick her in a ward till she dies and then cremate her so we don’t have to worry) (My dads running plan is to work till he dies at his desk, then the army will bury him for free too)

and yet we’ll probably have a mecha Hitler toaster before the next man made anything to mars

Had a church ask us what brought us to the church. The cafe, popularity of the pastor, social meida advert, etc. We said to worshih god,

it was not on thier list as a reason to go to church