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minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·edit-21 month agoImagine your name is Cathy Lou and the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 month ago the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords I mean, isn’t that how they already read ALL names? 🤷
minus-squareVicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 month agoI bet sitting in any Starbucks on the Klingon homeworld is a laugh riot. “She calls you Payless! The Great House of Payless shoe discount Emperor, is honored!!”
minus-squareAvicenna@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agonames (beyond my comprehension) of horrors (that are also beyond my comprehension)
minus-squareGalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month ago🙂 <-- me after witnessing otherworldly horrors that are beyond my comprehension (I couldn’t comprehend them)
minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month ago(nothing sinister, I’m just very bad at comprehending)
minus-squaredefinitely_AI@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThat’s how them mofuks always speak to me. WHAT AM I, A GNOLL?!
Imagine your name is Cathy Lou and the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords.
I mean, isn’t that how they already read ALL names? 🤷
I bet sitting in any Starbucks on the Klingon homeworld is a laugh riot.
“She calls you Payless! The Great House of Payless shoe discount Emperor, is honored!!”
names (beyond my comprehension) of horrors (that are also beyond my comprehension)
🙂 <-- me after witnessing otherworldly horrors that are beyond my comprehension (I couldn’t comprehend them)
(nothing sinister, I’m just very bad at comprehending)
That’s how them mofuks always speak to me. WHAT AM I, A GNOLL?!