Came to comments to say the same thing. Had a friend put a bullet through his thigh. The bullet was stopped by his knee-cap. He had his 9mm tucked in his belt. He was hiking and stumbled in rough terrain in the middle of nowhere. It was tucked more to his side, so at least his dick wasn’t at risk…he said the helicopter ride was fun though!

But how else am I supposed to accidentally shoot my balls off after getting into an argument during thanksgiving dinner in 1995?