Strange flex for the head of a federal agency to admit to felony drug crimes.
You have a worm in your head you dumbshit
Can we hold a vile of anthrax and say here sir prove you are not scared.
Anthrax is indeed vile, never understood why people like them so much.
So RFK. What exactly is it that you DO at “Health and Human Services?” You know, when you’re not wallowing in shit and doing drugs?
You misspelled „Health and Human Sacrifices“.
Who really gives a flying FUCK what he is or isnt scared of
Why is he allowed to be in government again?
Because MAGAs think it’s hilarious when Libz get all upset about this stuff. Look how crazy they get when you put some lunatic in charge of health care. Who cares? Health Care in this country sucks anyway, he can’t damage it any worse than it already is. At least we can get some laughs at the expense of the Libz, right?
It’s got to be that. NOBODY could possibly believe that he would IMPROVE health care.
Fascism requires bootlickers. If you lick boots, you can’t be afraid of no germs.
Because Americans let conservatives have power, which means the circus came to town. And they brought their clowns with them.
His publicist is a worm that lives in his brain, it’s a recipe for success
The onion can’t compete with this
They are having a hard time finding a implausible story.
The point of satire is that it’s plausible.
Actual question: isn’t he admitting to a crime?
It’s cute that you think that still matters.
Not the fucking flex he thinks it is.
Ive done more cocaine than the average person, sadly, and I’ve been in some wild circles. Never have I snorted cocaine from a toilet seat. The cistern sure but the seat come on bro.
I’ve also done much than the average person in my time (maybe enthusiast-level at points?) and when I was at my most doing-it-est, I would never use a toilet seat. The only time I’ve done it in bathrooms at all was either from a bullet or key bumps from a pen cap.
It doesn’t pass my “if this drug fell on the bathroom floor at a club, would you still do it?” test. A rare few things pass that test for me.
Exactly. The back of the toilet—sure. Very common. It’s basically a little table. Also great for smashing adderall on for snorting.
Who the fuck would snort something off a toilet seat? Why would you want to bend down that far? It makes no sense. These guys are full of shit no matter what they are talking about.
Really? Why? Wouldn’t you have a perfectly good and slightly less gross bathroom counter?
You usually do this to be “discreet.” I don’t make the rules. People have been doing this forever.
Oh it just hit me you’re talking like a public bathroom, that makes more sense.
Sorry most of my drug-doing is weed and psyches XP.
Exactly it’s logistically harder than just using the back.
I am NOT the guy to talk to about drugs but there have been toilets without their own tanks for a long time.
In that situation you use the other side of your hand or a key. Keys can have the side effect of jamming up locks though.
Oh yea, I’m fully on board with find literally anything else haha
When you’re a sentient accumulation of germs and parasites, I’m sure a few more don’t scare you
Spoiler for the end of the game
spoiler
This thing becomes human at the end of the game, so there’s you answer___
Oh lol I need to pick it up again
Stray pubes just add to the flavour.
Of course not, he’s one of them!
This is stupid enough, but for a moment there I thought he was going to question the germ theory of disease, which would be even worse.
Every day I’m grateful not to live in the dumpster fire that is the USA…
I wish I didn’t have to share a border with a dumpster fire.
Dumpster fire is an understatement. It’s more like garbage dump fire.
