LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 8 days agoHow would you impress yourself?piefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1184arrow-down11
arrow-up1183arrow-down1imageHow would you impress yourself?piefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneLadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·8 days agoMy ancestors: “Oh, lord, he’s a witch!”
minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 days agoyou: gets childhood diarrhea, doesn’t die ancestors: WITCH!
minus-squareknightly the Sneptaur@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 days agoThis one is me. “For shame!! He dresses as a haughty maiden, paints his eyes in teal, and each day consumes a magic bean that gives him a curvaceous shape and a bust as big as his mother. He’ll never be a father and whiles away his days in gossip and fornication…”
My ancestors:
“Oh, lord, he’s a witch!”
you: gets childhood diarrhea, doesn’t die
ancestors: WITCH!
This one is me.
“For shame!! He dresses as a haughty maiden, paints his eyes in teal, and each day consumes a magic bean that gives him a curvaceous shape and a bust as big as his mother. He’ll never be a father and whiles away his days in gossip and fornication…”