holy shit the fucking madlad

the cause of my autism is also the cure, i see

god forbid the children have style

“have” in “have begun” doing some heavy lifting

pure concentrated anhydrous research

breaking: biologists find the gene responsible for making you a fucking nerd

I don’t know my dealer won’t tell me where he gets it

“crossbows don’t kill people! traumatic puncture wounds on the other hand…”

goddamn it it’s so dumb but I’m cackling

I have. Yeah aesthetically it’s not the best

my socks say gentoo but my splash screen says debian

my socks say gentoo but my splash screen says debian

my socks say gentoo but my splash screen says debian

Debian user: “you know you can make wooden knitting needles right?”

https://www.bunsenlabs.org/
https://crunchbangplusplus.org/

that’s half the point of thigh highs, you don’t have to shave lol

I’m partial to shvifty five

ooh time to post that Zalinki animation again

GET THE GUN CARTER. GET THE GODDAMN GUN

I find it incredibly funny that everyone seems to forget or intentionally ignore that Sliwa is also running

he’s that much of a goofball that the Republicans won’t support him even though he’s the literal official Republican candidate lmfao