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Give that poor lady a straw.
I ordered you a dozen hair ties on Amazon.
You’re welcome.
I actually did this once. My wife asked me to check our car for a hair tie for her friend. We did not have one.
So I ordered like, 200 hair ties for a pittance and put 100 in our car, and gave her friend the other 100 and said, “Put these in your car.”
That’s part of the joke: you can’t order just 20 or 50 or 100 hair ties. You have to order in quantities of 1000+
Still, only, like, $8 for 5,000 (assorted colors)
(It’s an awesome quinceanera gift!)
The onion lady and elbowless man are a classic romantic pairing.


