🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoAnon has had enoughsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square85linkfedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down11
arrow-up161arrow-down1imageAnon has had enoughsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square85linkfedilink
minus-squareUnfairUtan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoI stopped reading at “clamp your dick”
minus-squarefibojoly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoWell, if that’s too scary for you, you can always blow a bit into it to inflate the urethra.
minus-square🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoThat trick works. Before you pee, gently squeeze the tip vertically to open up the urethra.
minus-squarejohsny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoUsually I just slam mine in the door, twice for best results.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI do it regardless if I need to pee or not
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI think there’s a gulf of difference between ‘gently squeeze’ and ‘clamp your dick’, but ok.
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoThat wasn’t the trick they were talking about. They were saying to start peeing, but prevent the flow of urine to let pressure build up to blast open the urethra. I’m no urologist, but that sounds unhealthy.
minus-square🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoOh, I misunderstood because that’s abhorrent
I stopped reading at “clamp your dick”
Well, if that’s too scary for you, you can always blow a bit into it to inflate the urethra.
Gear… Third
That trick works. Before you pee, gently squeeze the tip vertically to open up the urethra.
Usually I just slam mine in the door, twice for best results.
I do it regardless if I need to pee or not
I think there’s a gulf of difference between ‘gently squeeze’ and ‘clamp your dick’, but ok.
That wasn’t the trick they were talking about. They were saying to start peeing, but prevent the flow of urine to let pressure build up to blast open the urethra.
I’m no urologist, but that sounds unhealthy.
Oh, I misunderstood because that’s abhorrent