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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Anon has had enough

sh.itjust.works

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Anon has had enough

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • UnfairUtan@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I stopped reading at “clamp your dick”

    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      Well, if that’s too scary for you, you can always blow a bit into it to inflate the urethra.

      • UnfairUtan@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Gear… Third

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      That trick works. Before you pee, gently squeeze the tip vertically to open up the urethra.

      • johsny@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Usually I just slam mine in the door, twice for best results.

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          I do it regardless if I need to pee or not

      • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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        I think there’s a gulf of difference between ‘gently squeeze’ and ‘clamp your dick’, but ok.

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          2 months ago

      • village604@adultswim.fan
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        That wasn’t the trick they were talking about. They were saying to start peeing, but prevent the flow of urine to let pressure build up to blast open the urethra.

        I’m no urologist, but that sounds unhealthy.

        • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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          2 months ago

          Oh, I misunderstood because that’s abhorrent

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