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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon has had enough

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Anon has had enough

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    That trick works. Before you pee, gently squeeze the tip vertically to open up the urethra.

    • johsny@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Usually I just slam mine in the door, twice for best results.

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        I do it regardless if I need to pee or not

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      1 month ago

      I think there’s a gulf of difference between ‘gently squeeze’ and ‘clamp your dick’, but ok.

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        1 month ago

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      That wasn’t the trick they were talking about. They were saying to start peeing, but prevent the flow of urine to let pressure build up to blast open the urethra.

      I’m no urologist, but that sounds unhealthy.

      • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        Oh, I misunderstood because that’s abhorrent

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