Q: “Very funny Mr. Worf, eat any good sausages lately?”
Did I do it right?
Odo: You’d shoot a man in the sausage?
Garak: Well it’s the safest way, isn’t it?
There are FOUR sausages!
We are sausage, resistance is futile.
You got that right … now where’s the mustard?
…to boldly go where no SAUSAGE was gone before.
Arm quantum torpedoes. Drop the cloak and raise sausage. We’re going in.
The Klingon ship is decloaking!!! They’re in attack formation!!
Fire all sausages!!
Let’s make sure history never forgets the name
EnterpriseSausage.THERE. ARE. FOUR. SAUSAGES!

Damnit. Beat me by a day.
Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
–Rule of Acquisition #76
Sausage is good for business
But is it sausage war or sausage peace?
What a bunch of lovely sausages:

Sausage yes Sausage Brit
Can’t argue with that really
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That’s not a weakness; that is sausage.
I have this quote (sans sausage) on so many things. Now I have to go update some of them, because that is so damn funny
The sausage I came here looking for!
I feel like this one is better if you cut it off early:
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That’s not a sausage.
Temba, his sausage wide.
Shaka, when the sausage fell
Darmok and sausage at Tanagra
Sokath, his sausage uncovered!
Mirab, his sausage unfurled!
Lenny, his brows raised. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Lol!
There’s sausage in that nebula
alternative: Computer: activate the emergency sausage hologram


To boldly go where sausage man has gone before.
Computer. Activate the emergency command sausage
Separate the Sausage Section
Separate the Sausage Section
Mr Worf, please take commnd of the Battle Sausage.
And the nacells pop off. Lol
That’s just Riker.
The Sausage Manauver
My mind to your mind, my sausage to your sausage…
With the first link, the sausage is forged.

















