Oh look it’s the pattern that’s been happening my entire fucking life.

And as usual my senator caves.

It’s not like I can tell him not to come into work on Monday and hire someone else

If they had a scintilla of shame your strategy might work

“No more questions and you’re also a communist terrorist anarchist antifa.”

They won’t answer. They don’t have to.

There’s been rumors but now I guess I have another show I love that I can never watch again

As with most dishes, a sauce would be wonderrful

Yes, maybe that. And in trusted personal relationships.

But when it comes to the government you shut the fuck up.

Because every day is shut the fuck up friday.

Very few things in life are made worse by not talking.

So does that mean whatever universe this is is non-relativistic?

And then when they’re 20 years old and there’s not as many they’ll be cool again

Schumer hears “Do not. Back down, you cowards!”

The Stig was originally going to be called The Gimp but the BBC didn’t approve.

So they should rename it STIG which stands for So This Is Gimp

I’ve gotten to acceptance that we have been and will continue to be a shitty country, and that there’s nothing I can do to fix it.

I stopped feeling that so long ago I can’t even remember what it felt like. It was right after 9/11 when everyone was going insane with jingoistic nationalism.

This is completely expected.

At least we’re not labeling them terrorists and bombing them as they starve.

Yet.

Oh look it’s the same pattern that’s been happening my entire life.

No that’s something like Nedrag Evilo Ta Tae

Sorry, that’s the best we can do as a country

That really depends on how much money he has.

I could t afford to bet nearly much against it but I would if the returns wouldn’t be enough to buy a soda.

Fuck they’re all gonna go to the Poconos, aren’t they