Look hon, new sequel just dropped.
Tucker and Dale versus Diesel
(Disclaimer: I have no idea if this hearse or this chipper use diesel fuel).
Tucker and Dale vs CEOs
They’re on a road trip, mulching the worst scum on earth
I’d like you to scatter me over the fields
Like spread your ashes on all the crops?
Almost right…
Monty Python was first with the “bury her, burn her, or dump her” options.
“Dump her???”
“Oh, you liked her?”
I’d have no problem if my corpse was shredded. But I’m donating it for medical use because it’s the cheapest way of disposing a body.
I want a Fargo style funeral
Creamation?
Redneck “sky burial”
I want to be butchered and cooked, but not eaten.
Sprayed with acrylic and put on display as example steak/sausages at a restaurant!
I’m the “Honey, I don’t know if I want to eat here” special
I think this is known as “Fargonation”.
Mulched?
