SeductiveTortoise

Treat yourself, get a full carving set!

Yeah he creeps me out.

I’m too scared, but thanks

Hey, don’t you dare speaking bad about my childhood friend. Data is a treasure and I love him!

AND HE’S FULLY FUNCTIONAL!!! 😭

I know it will fuck us over, but oh my god, I can’t wait to not hear about AI in everything, including corn flakes.

“Tasty feet as well. I think they stepped in cheese”

Man, I wish I had enemies like that. Mine are all grumpy and unsexy 😭

Any number over zero is far higher than it should be. His fans truly disgust me.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

*Including burying those first Americans first.

For them it probably isn’t important who creates the demand as long as they are the one supplying the goods.

I switched jobs earlier this year and this is how I introduced myself when being asked what my hobbies were. At least I have a vast, persisting knowledge of things I will never need again, so I’m incredibly fun at parties.

That’s ridiculous. I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence and a superiority complex.

I’m just too lazy to toss it right away so I stack it until I hate the stack more than getting up.

Then the cycle repeats.

Every economy needs a way to create more demand or else the supply won’t be necessary.

A black Jeep? I saw them, they were driving in a blue BMW down to the harbor. Yes, a green Toyota, why do you ask?

I’m pretty sure I remember seeing a vegetarian burger patty, which contained egg whites. That was in a German supermarket. Maybe we’ve been fooled by the same one.

The greater good!

Fitting community or not, her answer is great and I thank you for posting it 💖

I tried tasting vinegar to check if I still could, but nothing.