What a weird thing to confess. And in public, no less.
He probably didn’t even realize he was confessing.
Transitioning most places
> shave
> makeup
> new wardrobe
> voice training
> hormones
> laser
> surgery
> therapy for all the times you get clocked regardlessTransitioning in Turkey
> shave
> congratulations, enjoy passingThe fact that Turkish language doesn’t have gendered pronouns makes this even funnier.
Yeah, you’re gay mate. You just aren’t into bears…
Thought you were talking about me for a second and I was about to say “No… no I’m very much into bears. Or rather I prefer when bears are in me.”
To hang out with the two wolves?
Is wolf a subtype of gay?
You’re gonna have to ask the wolves, friend
Awoo?
“You’re the problem for making me horny” is giving Count Frollo energy.
Work on yourself, find a twink who loves you back, and leave the rest of the world alone.
Man, that shit made me gay.
I mean, I’d let Pedro Pascal turn me gay. No homo.
As a lesbian I can say with certainty that men without beards don’t look like women.
Thank you, as a hetero sexual man I got so confused I almost turned gay. But you saved me.
It’s super weird how they care so much about this shit. It’s like they made an HOA into a religion.
There are neighborhoods in LA with a reasonable supply of dudes who look like this.
Yeah, he looks like an average Turkish or Bollywood handsome actor. Saudis basically reported on themselves with this.
Reason #432 that conservatives are afraid of cities.
As a gay guy, I can see it
How terrible! Where was he deported? Like what’s his address? …. Can he come stay with me?
Need further information.
What do mustaches do?
Asking for a friend…
Gay men have famously never worn a moustache. Especially not in that one photo with Freddie Mercury and like 10 men in his bed.
Upper shaft work. Support role, usually a bonus feature.
Add another panel where they’re making out
I was listening to a podcast the other day and it was saying that in some culture, I forget which, “a man” was defined as “wears a mustache and has a big hat” - because why wouldnt you have those if you could?
Funny how culture thinks it’s the first and last word of a definition
So anyway, this guy has a beard and hat but no mustache, therefore not a man.
It’s okay, just say “no homo” after thinking the thoughts and ur good.
He must be a fan of the popular Australian band ‘The Beards’ and their popular ditty: “If your dad doesn’t have a beard then you’ve got two mums” and other excellent beard related songs.
Old mate probably just got lost in translation.
This seems like the first step in a multi step defence for when the contents of his computer are made known to the public. I mean, if the only thing stopping you from being fuckable to this guy is a beard… YIKES!!!
Y’all making fun of this guy, but the fact is I’ve encountered several guys who turned out to be gay. And I don’t have a beard.
Coincidence?
