Só I started to watch Star Trek because of my husband and I have a few questions about Data (+18 talk, NSFW, so if you are under 18 leave)
So Data bangs someone on the first episode or second I don’t remember anymore, and he said he is programed in techniques and all that makes him sound like he has kamasutra books in his memory.
But I recently watched an episode (I think it was S07E01) where he gets pissed at a Borg and does all that to try to recreate emotions, including (he says to Troi) expose himself to +18 content to see if he feels something and he doenst feel nothing.
Which leads me to ask… Why all the programming if he doenst feel nothing when banging? Also, in the first episode where he bangs that woman how did it went since he can’t feel anything he just puts his pole up and she does all the riding while he just lays there? In the episode he created Lal, she sees 2 people making out and asks Guinan what’s happening and Guinan says Lal she should ask Data about it, how do you think that conversations went? Like: Dad what were those 2 people doing there? Idk, “I can’t really feel anything but the other time this girl seemed to enjoy it, just put the pole up and let her ride” Since Data is made of parts can “it” be detached? When Data cums assuming he can cum at all, does he fire nanobots or something, or nothing at all? Is the size and thickness customisable? Can he vibrate? No one ever think to give him the nickname of Sybian Soong? Since Lore is basically Data with slightly different code, does he also have a funcional pole? How interesting would it be to have a DP with both at the same time? Data was created by a man, do you think he thought Data where to find Mr. Clit?
I wonder what the guy who played Data is up to nowadays
Brent Spiner does often appear in random roles here and there though he’s slowed down more recently. He was the wacky scientist guy in the Independence Day movies for example, LOL. He was also great in the Outcast TV series but I get the feeling it wasn’t as well known.
If he his still alive he must be facepalming so hard at the theories people have about how Datas pole works 😹😹😹😹 among other things 😹😹😹😹
He’d probably have a blast!
He’s always been easygoing and funny at conventions, there’s a lot of videos where he impersonates Patrick Stewart (Cap. Picard)
Ah yes my man showed one of those videos to me. There is ep where Data hijacks the ship using Picards voice and I thought it was voice over, I didn’t believe it was the actor doing the voice of Picard and my man showed me the video and I was like 😱😱😱😱😱😱 that guy is the human version of that bird that can mimic every sound, mocking bird or whatever it’s called
Omg I rewatched that episode last week and I didn’t think of that, I assumed it was voiceover too, even thinking that is was slightly different than the normal Picard voice to fake it being mimicked 🫠
He’s still mad at the cat actor that played Spot, because it was such a consistent asshole on the set.
That makes the eps where Data is fawning over the demon cat even more funny.
What ep is that ? It must be funny 😹
Here is a random youtube clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46fKmI9sVaE
from TNG, Season 7, episode 6, “Phantasms”
That’s the cat who scratch the shit out of rikers face isn’t it?
He also had a recurring role on Night Court, but I think that show’s cancelled now so I dunno.
He is in a lot of stuff here and there. I think.
I think he became a catholic monk and calls himself Brother Adrian now