Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days agoNice weather we're havingmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up11.25Karrow-down17
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minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82arrow-down1·edit-23 days agoif a woman used this line on me my response would be “wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store”
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·3 days ago*puts on ski mask* ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY
minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·3 days agoANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
minus-squarefleem@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoi met a dog last week that showed me how to die
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 days ago*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*
minus-squareHupf@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoI’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
minus-squareQuazarOmega@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoThe dystopia calls for the payment failing due to…
minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoi bought too many board games
minus-squareQuazarOmega@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoI was not expecting that, but I am respecting that
if a woman used this line on me my response would be “wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store”
*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY
ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
milkshakes are like 10$'s now
i met a dog last week that showed me how to die
*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*
*pumpiserlou starts playing*
I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
The dystopia calls for the payment failing due to…
i bought too many board games
I was not expecting that, but I am respecting that