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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Loose pig named ‘Breakfast’ is terrorizing residents of a New York neighborhood

www.independent.co.uk

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Loose pig named ‘Breakfast’ is terrorizing residents of a New York neighborhood

www.independent.co.uk

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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In a shocking twist, the potentially illegal pig is allegedly owned by a Buffalo police officer

cross-posted from: https://reddthat.com/post/53712162

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  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    Good.

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    This is Buffalo, NY. Can the pig play defense? The Bills are out a few CBs this weekend…

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      I suppose if a dog can play basketball, Ain’t no rule that says a pig can’t play football!

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      You want to put a mask on a pig? That game is ss hockey

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    Thanks Mamdani

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      Now we can’t eat the pig thanks to sharia laws…

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    New Pork

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      Hamhattan

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    lol, a pig owns an unruly pig

    Buffalo, NY is truly a magical place.

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    This is how you get random local ordinances such as “no pigs inside Buffalo city limits”.

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    Find Breakfast a home in a sanctuary!

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      They will, in a breakfast sanctuary. Locally known as a diner.

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          Was the dog farmed for meat? Great!

          Was it raised as a companion animal? Go Fuck Yourself.

          I fucking hate militant vegans.

          Dogs are horrible livestock, BTW. There’s not enough meat gained for the amount of feed you have to give it. I guess the cultures that do raise dogs for meat must give them offal from other livestock to eat because there’s really not much meat on a dog.

          edit: heh, you want to know what the probable best source of meat on a cost basis is? Guinea Pig. Eats less than chickens, is also tastier, IMO.

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          I do not have a dog and I do not eat meat. Just talking hard truth and making bad puns. I’m sorry I offended you.

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              I didn’t say I was hoping for the diner outcome. It would be nice if Breakfast lived out his days frolicking upstate. Again, I apologize for inserting my dark humor into your optimism.

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