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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Loose pig named ‘Breakfast’ is terrorizing residents of a New York neighborhood

www.independent.co.uk

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Loose pig named ‘Breakfast’ is terrorizing residents of a New York neighborhood

www.independent.co.uk

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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In a shocking twist, the potentially illegal pig is allegedly owned by a Buffalo police officer

cross-posted from: https://reddthat.com/post/53712162

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    They will, in a breakfast sanctuary. Locally known as a diner.

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        I do not have a dog and I do not eat meat. Just talking hard truth and making bad puns. I’m sorry I offended you.

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            I didn’t say I was hoping for the diner outcome. It would be nice if Breakfast lived out his days frolicking upstate. Again, I apologize for inserting my dark humor into your optimism.

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              Buffalo already is Upstate…

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                Yeah fair

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        Was the dog farmed for meat? Great!

        Was it raised as a companion animal? Go Fuck Yourself.

        I fucking hate militant vegans.

        Dogs are horrible livestock, BTW. There’s not enough meat gained for the amount of feed you have to give it. I guess the cultures that do raise dogs for meat must give them offal from other livestock to eat because there’s really not much meat on a dog.

        edit: heh, you want to know what the probable best source of meat on a cost basis is? Guinea Pig. Eats less than chickens, is also tastier, IMO.

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          Cool story bruh

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