I will not be swayed by your understanding of regional dialects and logic.

I get so irrationally upset about this man’s name. Like to the point where I will not watch anything with him in it. It is everything that is wrong with the English language.

I will die on this hill.

BTW it would be Seen Bean or Shawn Bawn.

Yes

Growing up we had 4 rules for tripping

1. You always need another cigarette
2. That didn’t happen
3. Cars are real
4. You probably shouldn’t

Any questions, refer to rule 1 and start the process over again. My man here needed #4.

Trip responsibly kids.

Dammit. I am deeply hurt by this comic representation of me.