TIL I’m heavier yarn. In more ways than one.

Vegetables, I bet.

Just like living in my home!

I’ve never lived in a cave and I have arthritis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpJk0-PaNoI

Gen Z resembles Steven Universe.

I’m deeply sleep deprived and rather embarrassed that I didn’t equate “footgun” with “shooting oneself in the foot” until I looked it up.

Hmm.

This isn’t the most respectful summary of a marriage, but is the person named someone famously criminal or something? I searched for the name, but the only relevant-seeming result wouldn’t load, so I couldn’t even see if he did anything particularly egregious.

I’m not trying to diminish the language or anything the individual might have done, I just can’t find any information.

Did you know Key & Peele made an appearance in Weird Al’s White & Nerdy?

Yeah, it was pretty unlikely back then and much more so now. I guess I should have included a sarcasm mark - I wasn’t offering it as a serious suggestion. I do wish them luck meeting someone to love.

Yeesh. Walking though a web housing just one spider is bad enough … And that’s when there’s light for me to see what happened.

I met someone in the official XKCD channel. That person referenced a private server. Later I went to a LAN party where another attendee happened to be on that same private server. I figured that had to be significant and joined the server myself. Some months later, a fluke caused my face to be displayed on a webcam feed I had linked there. My now-wife saw it and proclaimed me cute.

Really that was all it took, but she’s never since done anything that caused me to regret falling for her.

I met my wife on IRC. Try that!

Thanks! I was never in a coma - AFAIK - but I did hurt my back and get stuck in bed for eleven days, which is why this is relevant.

So far my doctor hasn’t fixed the issue, so I can’t comment on his clues, but he seems pretty confident so I’m hopeful.

He also complimented me on my back maze, so I would likely feel positively about him in any case!

Your comment is more applicable than you might know.

I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.

TIL that Doja Cat is a real name for an artist. (I’m not mocking - I just thought the name was a meme.)

Why does the lizard speak in sarcasm format?

Probably, but way less neat. Also takes more space in storage.