Eating frozen pizza is a common mistake of those under the influence of THC.

Ah yes, where I always go to find out what the opposite of my weather will be.

DOJ will be classifying sandwiches as WMDs within a few days.

I believe every chicken farmer is issued this outfit and it instantly makes you look that old.

Banned those harmful artificial food dyes.

Aaand that’s about it.

I heard Flock and other traffic cameras have had issues lately with people using paintball guns on them. Something about how easy it is to buy those and they can be quietly used. Real shame these punk kids keep vandalizing these corporations products, it must be terribly expensive.

Committed some of the greatest crimes against humanity and never spent a day behind bars.

Y’all talkin bout Hitler?

Can’t do that anymore, being anti fascist is illegal.