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“In the name of the moon, I will punish you.”

Chuck Schumer has a spine made of jelly. But I can’t help but wonder what specific, personal threat was aimed at him (if any).

“Hey Chucky, when we invoke the Insurrection Act, at lot of ‘rebel’ lawmakers are going to be doing hard time. You don’t want to spend your golden years in prison busting rocks, do you?”

Somehow Chippy is way more popular than Shrinky-Chip.

Is this a PG-13 “non-sexual” fuck? If not, then…

“Are you… fully FUCKtional?”

I think it’s not just how much gold one has, but whether it can be categorized as a “horde.” You may only have a small amount of gold coins, but if you leave them in a messy–but not too messy–pile, you could end up with a small dragon sleeping on top of it.

You had one job. And, hopefully soon, no job.

Well, he kinda flip-flopped on that: