They’re a pretentious little prick.

I have it. I’m used to it. It’s not as if I can do something about it.

My son has literally said he doesn’t love me (I overheard him, he didn’t say so to my face). But I still love him.

It took down a fifth of the Internet, not half.

I found two websites that didn’t work, that’s it.

Nah. The actual reason is greed.

No, I will not beat this. Illness isn’t something you beat, it’s something someone cures. Or not.

I don’t like the implication that if you don’t get better you’re not fighting hard enough.

They’re making a fortune in interest this way.

Depends on your level and what you want to do afterwards. Then again, I’m in a country that offers different levels of highschool.

Bits of them are being made public all the time. There’s so much incriminating stuff out there, it’s pretty damn obvious that nothing will affect Trump.

In the UK, civil servants used to get an excellent pension (a percentage of last earned) . People complained and said that wasn’t fair and it should be removed, so now everyone gets a shit pension. Well done, guys.

My dentist says most people floss so badly that they push bacteria into their gums, so he prefers it when people don’t floss.

Mr Rochester (abuser), Heathcliff (abuser), Colonel Brandon (pedophile).

I hate this show because they’re the worst.

Oooh, they’re fun (not), especially when they happen in the middle of the night.

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Trust me, you can get tinnitus from listening to very loud music just the once. I’ve had it since I stood next to a speaker during a concert. Why the speaker was so low down is beyond me. Wasn’t able to hear anything for a couple of hours and I’ve been hearing gas boiler noises ever since.

I saw that video too recently. Was it one of Rob’s? English dude, lives in Berlin?

It’s thou and thee, innit.

Or long covid. So many people have long covid it ain’t funny.

My neighbour doesn’t even go inside when she comes back from work, she parks her car, ditches her bag in the bike shed, hops on her bicycle and tears off into the distance. I’ve seen her on her racing bike in a suit.

So, don’t give yourself the chance to veg out, do something on the way back home or go for a walk before you go in?