We wanted to order pizza and I told my girlfriend (who is Italian) that I might order Pizza Hawaii. Her reflexes kicked in and she bit me.

I read some years ago that in the Arabian version of Simpsons, Homer drinks lemonade instead of beer.

A stupid fuckface called a greedy pig boy…

I am holding the comic in very high esteem. It is one of the best I have ever read, probably even the best. Only time will tell. So I am kinda fanboyish when it comes to changes in the show.

But I love this one. Conquest fucking killed that monologue.

Lost yearly Nitro and all my friends

That’s sadder than he seems to understand it is.

Still waiting for the T-14 Armata to come out of its cave and win the war in like 15 minutes.

They forget that in a day or two. They literally have the mental capacity of a toddler.

This shit is the reason I hate going online sometimes.

You are nothing but a troll and I love how the mods do jack shit about it.

Ability to wear adorable clothes

I already do that. No reason for transitioning.

Fuck social norms.

Fuck the police.

And fuck you.

aggressively flings fluffy scarf over the shoulder

*Sohn

As a German I am proud that one of our ships fired not only one but two missiles without blowing itself up.

Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit 🎶🇩🇪