It’s my favorite game, Lophead!

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

Up to the heavens ascended Chuck Norris

Witz ist auf dich, ich hab noch massig Masken auf Vorrat!

I can’t look at you!

It’s Trump’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War, so he was technically correct which is the worst kind of correct.

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE DAUGHTER

Are you prepared to rescue and reconstruct it when it goes down in lava flames, though?

Crude oil is a helluva drug.

I can’t believe France has developed trains that run on biomass!

More like

11:00 am

11:03 am

First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.

You should have…

checked your posting.

Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces

Ah yes, now my brain recognizes the photo that is cropped from. Probably didn’t immediately recognize it because all my brain remembers of the full photo is balding Elon.

Who is that in the bottom right?

Gonna tell my grandkids that’s Becker and Borg

I don’t think he is.

Of the four “Star” franchises: Wars, Trek, -gate, and Search, “-gate” is easily my third favorite.

oh shit riseup