He often worried about becoming a live bomb.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•!@$& Homelab NetworkingEnglish
20·22 days ago
So this happens because the urethra loses moisture and welds shut, then pee chooses the least-resistance path. If you can’t pee sitting ('cause it’s easier), one trick is to clamp your dick and push to pee, then release. The pressure will open the urethra wide and a beautiful, directed stream of piss will come out. Also, pull your foreskin back when peeing and clean afterwards with a dab of toilet paper. Fellating persons will thank you!
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Horsecock wish gone wrong
0·11 months agoSo the wish was I want to ride a horsecock?


As a rule of thumb, yes. Then you have purists who only listen to ripped vinyl records in 24 bits, 192kHz WAV format or people who don’t give a fuck about quality and live happily with millions of 128kbps MP3s.