Time machine? You mean my dining room chairs!

So it IS my year!

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It would be neat if there was a site that doxxed ultra wealthy individuals so the one’s unhinged enough to kill could plan out a hit, unfortunately it wouldn’t be feasible due to individuals who aren’t in that category being exposed too and targeted.

I loved about 3 of these and then that was enough.

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In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

• Douglas Adams

In a row?

It’s time for bed, thought that title said “the White House says Alberta is helping Chinese military target u.s”

It’s totally gonna look like this isn’t it:

To be fair, you wouldn’t stand a chance against a cobra chicken.