Meursault

Unfortunately, balkanization may be our only option at this point.

Ubisoft will own nothing, and we will be happy…

This was the defining moment we chose the bad timeline.

This is what the MAGA cucks voted for.

Why is this asshole perpetually at least six months behind the rest of us?

Cool. Guess what the 2nd Amendment says?

I swear to God I’m going to be a bigger liability to whoever tries to force me to fight in some bullshit war our orange toddler started, than to whoever the idiot picked a fight against.

Sensible. I don’t know how I even could be a proud American, these days. More like a deeply ashamed American.

You mean the same thing we were warning the MAGA fucks about before the election are actually happening? You don’t say? Man, this is a shitty time to be right.

Extra fiber.

Can we fast forward to the bunker finale?

Who wants to tell them?

Yes, please. How soon can this realistically happen, Denmark?

As an American citizen, I fully support the rest of the world putting us on time out until we get our shit together.

Keeping my fingers crossed.

Wait until they find out what “RSVP” stands for.

Those aren’t Americans, those are brownshirts.

Americans don’t support domestic terrorists. Who would have thought?

Wow, that’s not a concerning thing to say at all, nope…

Then it shouldn’t bitch at me about storage limits. Does it expect me to delete my shit again? All I’m hearing is OneDrive is better off being ignored entirely.