The way that special election in Tennessee went, instead of picking up five seats, they’re liable to only be left with five seats (after all, you can’t grab more districts without weakening your hold on others).

Okay, fine ephebophilia.

Still rape. Still illegal.

Because the “have fun being poor (as I gamble my life savings on a website with pump and dump basically in the name)” crowd outnumbers and is much louder than the “I am using this decentralized currency because authoritarians will inevitably strangle anything with a single point of control” crowd.

We’re gonna have a great leap forward, folks. “The Greatest Leap Forward”, people are calling it. Now that I’ve liberated our economy we’re gonna make everything here at home, some of you literally making things at home. Backyard steel mills, backyard chip fabricators.

We’re gonna get rid of the pests, too. We’re getting ahead of this bird flu, Bobby Kennedy, RFK, he tells me he’s gonna Smash the Sparrows. We’re not gonna have another flu like we did under Sleepy Joe.