Consumers will love it because they now have skin in the game! - some exec

If a real physical clock, that’s a helluva set of complications.

If a boss ever tells me to mind my language, it will be met with an immediate “fuck off with that bullshit” response followed by a call to solve the impasse rationally without resorting to control tactics. No threat, just shock match the energy then bring the conversation back to the ground. If that does not succeed, I would quietly hand my notice the following morning.